Tag: Humor

The world is full of…

The world is full of cactus, but
we don’t have
to sit on it.

— Will Foley
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We’re all born…

We’re all born naked. And the rest is drag.

— RuPaul
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The truth will…

The truth will set you free. But first, it will tick you off.

— Gloria Steinem
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Only the person who…

Only the person who is not hungry says the coconut has a hard shell.

— Ethiopian proverb
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When deciding if…

When deciding if the glass is half empty or half full, the most important thing is that the glass is refillable.

— unknown
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When tempted…

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department usually uses water.

— S. I. Hayakawa
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You can’t change…

You can’t change the world from the rearview mirror.

— Anita Roddick
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Human beings…

Human beings, who are almost unique in having
the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to
do so.

— Douglas Adams
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You are the product…

You are the product of four billion years of evolutionary success. Act like it.

— unknown
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Half an hour…

Half an hour of meditation each day is essential, except when you are busy. Then a full hour is needed.

— Saint Francis de Sales
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