Tag: Humor

If they give you…

If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.

— unknown

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To thrive…

To thrive in life you need 3 bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funnybone.

– Reba McEntire

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Follow your heart but…

Follow your heart but take your brain with you.

– Alfred Adler

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We learn…

We learn something every day, and lots of times it’s that what we learned the day before is wrong.

– Bill Vaughn

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What do winners…

What do winners call failure? Practice.

– unknown

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Ambivalence…

Ambivalence: Trying to sit on two chairs with one rump.

– Rudolph Dreikurs

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The world is full of…

The world is full of cactus, but we don’t have to sit on it.

– Will Foley

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We’re all born…

We’re all born naked. And the rest is drag.

– RuPaul

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The truth will…

The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off.

– Gloria Steinem

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Only the person who…

Only the person who is not hungry says the coconut has a hard shell.

– Ethiopian Proverb

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